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In reply to the discussion: Horoscopes from the Onion [View all]

ZZenith

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1. Lol!
Fri Sep 12, 2025, 02:07 AM
Friday

“ Gemini (May 21 to June 20): On the bright side, the news is going to do a whole segment on your accident.”

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Horoscopes from the Onion [View all] littlemissmartypants Friday OP
Lol! ZZenith Friday #1
Those are hilarious! WestMichRad Friday #2
That's funny 👍👍 TommieMommy Friday #3
Mine Pisces Old Crank Friday #4
The one for Aquarius cracked me up. mwmisses4289 Friday #5
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