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In reply to the discussion: Horoscopes from the Onion [View all]

mwmisses4289

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5. The one for Aquarius cracked me up.
Fri Sep 12, 2025, 09:58 PM
20 hrs ago


Aquarius

(January 20 to February 18):

Keep your mind and heart closed until further notice.

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The one for Aquarius cracked me up. mwmisses4289 20 hrs ago #5
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